Jokes....

An engineer dies & goes 2 hell. Pretty soon,d engineer starts designing building improvements.After a while,dey've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,1 day God calls Satan up on d telephone and says with a sneer"So, how's it going down der in hell?"Satan replies"Hey things re going gr8t. We've got air conditioning & flush toilets & escalators,& there's no telling wat dis engineer is going to come up with next."God replies" What? u've got an engineer? That's a mistake-he should never hav gotten down der send him up here." Satan says,"No way.I like having an engineer on d staff,& I'm keeping him."God says,"Send him back up here or I'll sue you."Satan laughs aloud & answers,"Yeah, right.& just where are u going 2 get a lawyer?" (meaning all lawyers go 2 Hell Fire) Jokes............Jokes...........Jokes.........