Jokes.......

A newly wedded wife tels her husband honey am a virgin so pls explain sex 2 me he replies simply,we wil cal ur private place'D prison'&call mine d prisoner.So we put d prisoner in d prison & den dey made luv 4 d 1st time.later, D guy is lying face up on d bed,smiling with satisfaction.his wife giggles"Honey d prisoner has escaped"he smiles"den we hav to re-imprison him"After d 2nd time,d girl enjoying d new experience,says"Honey, the prisoner is out again! D man rises to the occasion,with unsteady legs afterwards,he lays back on d bed,exhausted.She nudges him & says,"Honey,d prisoner escaped again"turning his head, He YELLS at her"Hey,its not a life sentence, OKAY!